calvinball

layout

- shooter sits at the oasis desk
- back of chair must be against bench
- one guy stands next to filing cabinet as short-stop

gameplay

- shooter gets 10 shots
- shooters change per successful shot or 10th miss
- successful shot earns a bonus shot (daily double) regardless of shot count
- multiple successive shots currently considered functionally impossible

pro-moves

- if you can't score mad daily doubles then fuck off
- constant mum jokes

current daily double champ

- me, by an almost absurd margin