Wednesday, 23 December 2009

At the tone..



Yeeeaaahhh even I don't care about this photo.

Sunday, 20 December 2009

Light Years

Shits been pretty quiet on the western front over the past week, there hasn't been much to blog about. No pertinant news or thrilling narratives, no photos I'm especially pleased with, youtube hasn't even been blowin my mind either.

Buuut I guess thats never stopped me before, so lets revisit the old "HEY I GOT TRASHED ON THE WEEKEND" update.



Went out with a buncha kids from my old work. Its always super awesome to catch up with those guys cos being students they're almost always totally broke. Which means you can buy people drinks on your 10 to 6 bullshit admin salary and feel like a success story. Like you were the one kid that survived and make it out the 'hood and you're going back to show the youth what they can achieve if they apply themselves.

Got home at 4. Thats a pretty big deal.

Also, just remembered a picture that I liked. I revisited an old album the other day and arted this photo up some;



That trip was so fun. We're long overdue to do it again.

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

Oh you bastards

So I picked up Tekken 6 for XBOX the other week, and why wouldn't I? It was crazy cheap and I hadn't messed with the Tekken series in a hot minute, so I was super pumped to give it a go.

Man..

The game mechanics were the same, but what the f on Earth have they done to the aesthetic?!

Everyone looks like a gay Ed Hardy vampire, there is a new guy with the thoroughly retarded name of "Lars Alexandersson", and after getting tricked into watching 2 minutes of plot development I wanted to kill everything in Japan.

And no shit, when I put the game down yesterday I thought to myself, "The only thing stupider than all of this, is if Craig Marduk had a TapouT shirt".

Then I played some more this afternoon and tried Marduks 3rd outfit..

....



UUGHGHHGGH ARE YOU SERIOUS?

ARE YOU SERIOUS, TEKKEN 6?

YOU JUST RUINED MY BEST GUY YOU FUCKERS.

Sssslap

Monday, 14 December 2009

Screams from the Heartland




Sunday, 13 December 2009

Cheap Gimmicks



^ That is Absolut Vodka: Rock and Roll edition (or so I'm told).

We picked it up last night after running out of grog at this kids 21st. Absolut Vodka: Regular 9 to 5 Joe edition wasn't available.

Absolut vodka doesnt really grab me as a Rock and Roll drink though. I mean, its a great drink, but it doesnt seem like the logical choice for smashing across someones face at 3am in the foyer of a ritzy hotel. Thats more the domain of rum, or a moderately priced scotch.

Maybe thats the mentality they're trying to change. Get those bottles off the flourescent backlit cocktail lounge bar shelf and into someones face in the circle pit.

Which brings me seamlessly onto my next topic;





^ 90's style rear shelf wings. Daveo had an FC one lying around in the shed so I pinched it. It doesnt really fit yet, but it has potential.

Dave is seriously the most useful buddy ever.

Dedicating this blog entry to Useful Dave.

Steady as she goes

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Thunderclap hey, thunderclap hey

Oh, the other week I pointed my cameraphone at the city and let it record until the battery ran out. Coincidently, a storm rolled in at the same time.



Unfortunately the condensing process robs you of the little lightning bolts that were flashing about now and then, but clouds are still cool right?

Lets hear it for summer storms.

We're so handsome and we're so bored








So I'm bored stiff at work,
Home alone in the evenings,
Lyin in the middle of a big bed like a starfish.

Its a slow news week kids.

Sunday, 6 December 2009

"No don't! Hes making you fight by HIS rules!"



My bird hit the door this morning, something about a Conference and a Hotel and Next Thursday. I sat at home alone, shellshocked, watching terrible films and eating those cheese and bacon breadrolls you get at the Coles bakery.

That wore thin after a while so I scooped up JT and we Drove Around All Night. Much like our MonopolyCityStreets accounts, we covered everything north of the river. Hills, highways, suburbs, the works. Managed to reminisce about everything we'd done in a car since about 2004 in the space of 2 hours or so.

Also managed to get dusted the f off by one of those 2 door WRX's along the ICB. Its on film too, so shameful.



On another note,
Blogger Cole said...

tonight i tried to create a blog with the title 'super legit' but i now see that it was already taken by a much, much worthier dude. kudos to you sir.

5 December 2009 4:43 PM

^ Shit like this just warms my heart. Not even gonna lie.